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What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
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Y’all remember when we burned down a bunch of police stations and made the President of the United States cower in a bunker? That was cool. We should keep that energy going.
so before he won it was "save your criticisms until AFTER trumps out of office!!" and now he's won its "let people be happy and enjoy things 🙄🙄🙄" i wonder what's next. "have some compassion his arthritis was playing up when he signed off on that human rights violation"
@soot-grass THIS ISN’T A PARTY THIS IS PEOPLE’S FUCKING LIVES
When you see a seal from a low camera angle and suddenly it looks like such a large beast